Other hilarious moments from the novel.
Chapter 14
The man forced out broken words with great difficulty, “Mas… ‘s… m…”
Wen Kexing’s lips curled, and with a “Crack!”, the man convulsed and went still.
Zhou Zishu didn’t bother to look back. “There is no such thing as a free lunch; and even you don’t want it yourself, so why must I? Don’t you have desires too, charitable Brother Wen?”
Chapter 16
Wen Ke Xin has found the perfect silly boy to help him seduce his soulmate ZhouZi Shu. As he observed them too, he kept getting the vibe that ZZS and WKX are a couple. He was also willing to get them one room. I couldn’t stop laughing when I was reading this chapter.
Chapter 24
Before Zhang Chengling could fully take in what he meant, they heard a clueless Cao Weining lamented beside them. “I always feel like you two being together is a little strange, considering that you are both men; but after today I have finally understood: Being men or women has nothing to do with someone who is able to understand you with a mere few words, someone who can complete you like a pair of immortal soulmates.”
Ye Baiyi paid no mind to those, looking at him with indifference. His next sentence was, “I see that your breathing is stagnant and your movements are heavy; whatever you’re burdened with is now beyond cure. But how strange is it that someone like you can possess such a vital spirit?”
It was as if Ye Baiyi was wearing filtering nets on his ears as he shot down all of that nonsense. He didn’t wait for Zhou Zishu to finish before replying, “Everyone who are near death will at least show some signs4 and have to endure suffering beyond words, but you’re still here indulging in luxuries. This shows that you definitely have some serious experience under your belt – since when did such individuals emerge in our pugilist scene…” Then he turned and walked away, completely ignoring Zhou Zishu.
After having left a great distance between them, he seemed to remember something and turned his head back towards the man behind him, “If you don’t mind, treat me to wine some day.”
As if doing that would be my one of my greatest life achievements or something, Zhou Zishu thought silently.
The novel captured my attention and I couldn’t put it down , I even had hard time going to sleep. That is how good it is. There were some sweet moment where it felt like this romance was sweet . It turns out the MC and ML are both SHAMELESS. Smh smh